Introducing Me.

shavingryansprivates:

i can’t decide which would be more uncomfortable

sleeping naked on a leather couch in the middle of summer when your air conditioning is broken

or a date with miranda cosgrove

arkansass:

The truth is, I dont follow black people.

(Source: homeophobic)

clavid:

i like when you learn a secret about somebody and then you look at the things they say and do in the light of that secret and you understand them a little more and why they are the way they are

myladymother:

“did it hurt when you fell from heaven” is the most insulting counterproductive pickup line of all time because you know who the only other person to ever fall from heaven was

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